Sir Keir Starmer, his electoral binoculars clearly centered on a Downing Street residency, reveals to comedian Matt Forde’s podcast that his 12-calendar year-previous daughter, whose name has under no circumstances been publicly disclosed, a short while ago asked: ‘If you win the election, will you go to Downing Street?’ ‘I said ‘Yes.’ She stated ‘Just so you know I am not coming’.’ Could Keir and wife Victoria, who ferociously guard the privacy of their two small children, be inconsolable if she does not have a adjust of brain?
Sir Keir Starmer reveals his 12-yr-aged daughter, just lately requested: ‘If you win the election, will you transfer to Downing Avenue?’ I claimed ‘Yes.’ She explained ‘Just so you know I am not coming’
At the Coronation a person of the previous landed gentry who will current the King with gold spurs built for Charles II in 1661 will be the 23rd Baron Hastings. A previous actor, Delaval Astley, he performed Cameron Fraser in The Archers and disappeared into the night time just after a fling with Elizabeth, daughter of Phil and Jill Archer.
Donning his environmental champion crown, King Charles is rewriting his 2017 Ladybird book on Local weather Alter. Any likelihood of him reprising his 1990 skit with John Cleese, ‘Grime Goes Inexperienced: Your Business enterprise and the Environment’? HM performed the straight male, mistaken for a drains inspector, to Cleese’s extremely environmentally unfriendly Grime. Most likely not.
Princess Margaret’s chauffeur David Griffin, who has died, was the moment driving her again to her Kensington Palace condominium when she spotted an elderly figure strolling on the personal travel. ‘Run that man down,’ instructed Margaret, pictured in her prime. ‘He ruined my daily life.’ Griffin properly overlooked her instruction to terminate Sir Tommy Lascelles, King George VI’s non-public secretary who had prevented her marrying the really like of her everyday living Team Captain Peter Townsend.
His publications now becoming controversially edited by woke censors, Roald Dahl did not bond with Sir Sean Connery when hired to compose the screenplay for 1967 Bond film, You Only Reside Two times. ‘He was the only gentleman making a million in the film and he never stood any one a spherical,’ wailed Dahl. ‘He is not an desirable persona.’ Pot and kettle Roald!
Globe of Sport’s Dickie Davies died aged 94
Entire world of Sport’s Dickie Davies, who has died aged 94, at the time impressed with natty outfits obtained in New York. ‘American garments have been all the rage and I’d occur back with fits that had been the envy of every dance hall in Southampton,’ he boasted, describing they were being from a shady emporium promoting apparel recovered from morgues: ‘You had to look at the back of the jacket for invisible mending where by most likely a knife experienced been caught in and you constantly experienced to observe out for bullet holes.’ Wasn’t daily life grand Dickie!
Sixty a long time following Dick van Dyke unveiled, to derision, his Mary Poppins Cockney accent as Bert the chimney sweep, he features an rationalization. ‘Disney sent me a man to mentor me. His Cockney wasn’t pretty good to get started with… he was an Irishman.’
